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This page is dedicated to the simple people who just basically don’t care to tell what they have for sale and/or want an extreme amount of money for just peg warmers. Check back regularly for a little fun.

Craig list title: “Hotwheels-$500.00″

Pictures: 4 crappy pictures that show nothing special but common cars

Description:” I HAVE OVER 500 HOT WHEELS VEHICLES FOR SALE. ABOUT 200 LOOSE AND 300 OR SO PACKAGED. MOST ARE IN MINT CONDITION. THE LOOSE CARS HAVE BEEN DOUBLE WRAPPED IN TISSUE PAPER AND CAREFULLY STACKED IN STURDY TOMATO BOXES. YEARS RANGE FROM 1980′S (VERY FEW AND IN GOOD CONDITION) TO 2009. QUITE A FEW 1996-1999 PACKAGED, LIMITED EDITIONS AND TREASURE HUNTS. ALSO HAVE AN ASSORTMENT OF DIE-CAST PLANES, V-DUBS, HOMIE LOW RIDERS, AND A FEW OTHER JADA VEHICLES. ALL HAVE BEEN STORED IN THE HOUSE IN TOMATO BOXES. WILL CONSIDER TRADES AND REASONABLE OFFERS. WILL NOT SEPERATE COLLECTION. MUST BE SOLD SOON, I AM MOVING IN TWO WEEKS. THANK YOU” Holy cow whats the CAPS!!??!! Guess it makes the ad look bigger or something.

My dish:

Yet again a guy that throws together a lump of cars that he probably had left over after people had bought the good stuff! A dollar a car for 200 loose cars??!!?? Come on man get serious. But hey they are wrapped in toilet paper. Hey, is it coincidence that both poo and these cars both use toilet paper??? Um, what is with the planes? Did they not fit the boxes to good so they deserve their very own crappy junk picture? I can’t tell if there is any anger with guy over not buying all the junk together since EVERYTHING IS IN CAPS!!!. He is probably still perturbed that he pieced out the good stuff. Now, he wants someone to buy his junk. Dreamer